(Source: tastefullyoffensive)
idk if you say possesive things like “you’re mine” i get all melty and weird and will probably fall in love with you
(Source: plantkitten)
i walk into the bank and up to the counter “yes what can i do for you” the lady asks “motherlode” i reply and instantly i have $50,000 in my hand
(Source: usseless)
getting a bad grade on something is supposed to motivate you to try harder but it only makes me want to give up and not try at all anymore ever for anything
DAILY REMINDER THAT IT’S OKAY TO HATE THE PEOPLE WHO’VE TREATED YOU BADLY AND IT DOESN’T MAKE YOU A BAD PERSON
(Source: daisietea)
“What’s wrong with me? I just want to connect. Why can’t I connect with people? Oh, right, it’s cause I’m dead”